so a post i made like three or four years ago apparently got flagged for “inappropriate content” completely out of the blue.

i click to go see what post it is… ya’ know what it was??

an in-game close-up of wario’s face from mario party with the word “finish” underneath. it has exactly 1 note.

what is wrong with this website lmao

screamandshout:

screamandshout:

i’ve seen a lot of scary album covers but…

newtgeiszler:

i miss when hot topic was the goth store instead of the funko/ugly disney merch store with black walls 

venuselectrificata:

retroactivebakeries:

venuselectrificata:

i am not immune to propaganda

you are immune to stab wounds

i am immune to stab wounds

hustlerose:

adelaecalendai:

hustlerose:

good-ol-drunkle-qrow:

hustlerose:

here’s a new ideological movement for you: internet iconoclasm

• stop putting random internet people on pedestals because they’re funny or quirky or for any reason at all actually
  
• self examine and self criticize: are you putting too much stock in parasocial internet relationships? are you being mindful of the humanity of others?
  
• never lay down your pride to defend someone you’ve never even talked to
• remember that the person and the persona can be very different
  
• if an online celebrity or influencer deserves to be torn down, then let them be torn down.
  

The 1 exception: Seth Everman

how about no exceptions because this is literally a basic guide for healthy and respectful behavior wrt internet fame

Seth Everman IS the internet and we must worship him accordingly

do you people hear yourselves sometimes

dat-soldier:

this right here is peak yossy

baptisms:

[Matt Lauer voice] You better get in the robot Shinji, because we are under attack. Here is Ramiel, the fifth angel, parading down 34th street. 

meckamecha:

bidoof:

bidoof:

i really love the mario party games that have dk spaces because the purpose of dk spaces is to be the opposite of bowser spaces, a space where something really good may happen but nothing bad will happen, which turns donkey kong himself into this sort of mythical gorilla of great fortune and prosperity who you would really like to meet and who you get really excited for when you do encounter, and when you land on a dk space it’s like “YES, i’m going to meet with donkey kong now and he’s probably going to give me a really nice present, thank you donkey kong, i LOVE donkey kong”, i just really love this interpretation of donkey kong’s character

i like to think this is what encountering bigfoot in real life would be like. it’s REALLY hard to encounter him but if you do he’s gonna play a fun minigame with you and then he’s probably gonna give you a really cool gift and then he’ll leave and it’s literally impossible for anything harmful to happen during this encounter

immaterialmurdoc:

peoplegettingreallymadatgay:

professorsparklepants:

webheadstan:

Some of you have never shipped a rare pair and it shows.

Some of you have never invented a rarepair, written the only fic for it, and then wallowed alone in your special mud pit of crack pairings and it shows

angrymintleaf:

marcosclopezblog:

marcosclopezblog:

taiikodon:

pomki:

baconpal:

nononfrag:

osakasa:

This is how I hold a pen in case you were wondering

git gud

Step aside, boys

>using hands.

plebs.

It got better

rainbowtroutlover:

in a good marriage you never stop learning new things about your spouse

monkeysky:

mega-taiga:

minecraft:

mojang-official:

minecraft:

Minecraft… cave update…. im begging yall

then Beg

Я пришел первым в духе мира, но теперь работа твоих собственных рук вынуждает меня вернуться с войной в моем сердце.

hello??